| 1. | Correct the following sentence: Mi iz supr dumm! Dumi iz eyi! |
| a. | | You have bad spelling! |
| b. | | I am super dumb. Dummy I am! |
| c. | | Me is super dumb! Dummy is I! |
| d. | | I am super dumb! Dummy I am!
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| 2. | Where does the term, "uka laka shaka laka!" come from? |
| a. | | English people |
| b. | | Gibberish people |
| c. | | Spanish people |
| d. | | Dutch people
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| 3. | Which answer is right? |
| a. | | Me! |
| b. | | No me! |
| c. | | This doesn't correspond to literature at all! |
| d. | | This doesn't make sense...
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| 4. | In literature, which term is spelled correctly? |
| a. | | Isnt |
| b. | | ApPle |
| c. | | Pii |
| d. | | None of thee above
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| 5. | How many periods can you put in a sentence? |
| a. | | 1 |
| b. | | 2 |
| c. | | 3 |
| d. | | As much as you want
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| 6. | According to the Law of Literature (I know, lol), how many -> can you have? |
| a. | | One |
| b. | | What is the Law of Literature anyways? |
| c. | | lol, ha, ha |
| d. | | As much as you want
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| 7. | Who was Mozart's momma? |
| a. | | Yo yo mama |
| b. | | Clarice |
| c. | | Miss Perrywinkle |
| d. | | Mowart
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| 8. | Complete the following phrase, "In a ___ of ___, don't ask for ___? |
| a. | | village hobos money |
| b. | | world applesauce lemons |
| c. | | home people aliens |
| d. | | street gangsters hippies
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| 9. | In the world thriller, Run Spot Run, who is the main character? |
| a. | | Spot |
| b. | | Little Julie |
| c. | | The Junkman |
| d. | | Winnie the Pooh
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| 10. | Give me the definition of a shumpa |
| a. | | No |
| b. | | The Confucious teaching of physics |
| c. | | An ancient word |
| d. | | A type of cylindrical food?
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| 11. | What is a novel? |
| a. | | A book, duh |
| b. | | Great thingy |
| c. | | I dunno |
| d. | | All of the above
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| 12. | What do you use books for? |
| a. | | Putting on the shelf |
| b. | | Firewood |
| c. | | Learning |
| d. | | Hitting people with
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| 13. | Why did you take this test anyways? |
| a. | | Somebody paid me |
| b. | | It was either this or scrubbing toilets in the public bathrooms |
| c. | | I wanted a cheap thrill |
| d. | | Somebody told me to
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