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QuizMoz offers one of the Internet's largest collection of quizzes for you to tease your brain and pit your wits against the experienced QuizMoz quiz masters. Go ahead and find out what you know about yourself and the world around you. Best of luck!!  Humorous Quotations Quiz Facts  Average Score for this quiz: 31%  No of times this quiz has been taken: 54  No of people passing this quiz: 13  No of people failing this quiz: 41  Maximum score for this quiz: 73% Coverage : The Humorous Quotations quiz will see what you know about the lighter side of wit.  Humorous Quotations Discussion Forum 1.  Which American writer said 'A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read'? a. Stephen King b. Louise May Alcott c. Mark Twain d. Isaac Asimov Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which American writer said 'A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 2.  Mark Twain said 'Be careful about reading health books. You may die of ....'? a. Hypocondria b. A misprint c. Something they haven't discovered yet d. Something you can't spell Please provide appropriate updations Ques Mark Twain said 'Be careful about reading health books. You may die of ....'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 3.  An anonymous child wisely said 'Never get a dog to watch your ....? a. Icecream b. Cat c. Food d. Sister Please provide appropriate updations Ques An anonymous child wisely said 'Never get a dog to watch your ....? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 4.  Who asked 'How can you govern a country that has 246 varieties of cheese'? a. Pierre Villon b. Charles de Gaulle c. Francois Mitterand d. Leon Blum Please provide appropriate updations Ques Who asked 'How can you govern a country that has 246 varieties of cheese'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 5.  Which 18th century wit said 'Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out'? a. Samuel Johnson b. James Boswell c. Tom Cribb d. Henry Fielding Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which 18th century wit said 'Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 6.  How did W.C.Fields say he liked children? a. Boiled b. Fried c. Sliced d. Roasted Please provide appropriate updations Ques How did W.C.Fields say he liked children? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 7.  Of whom did Joan Rivers say 'Her favorite food is seconds'? a. Elizabeth Taylor b. Rosanne Barr c. Angelina Jolie d. Melanie Griffith Please provide appropriate updations Ques Of whom did Joan Rivers say 'Her favorite food is seconds'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 8.  Who said a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it'? a. Bing Crosby b. Groucho Marx c. James Cagney d. Bob Hope Please provide appropriate updations Ques Who said a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 9.  Which comedian said 'A child of five would understand this. Send for a child of five.'? a. Bud Abbot b. Groucho Marx c. W.C.Field d. George Burns Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which comedian said 'A child of five would understand this. Send for a child of five.'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 10.  Which novelist declared that 'Humor is the first of gifts to perish in a foreign tongue'? a. Anthony Trollope b. Agatha Christie c. Dorothy L.Sayers d. Virginia Woolf Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which novelist declared that 'Humor is the first of gifts to perish in a foreign tongue'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 11.  Which film director said 'It's not that I am afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens'? a. Alfred Hitchcock b. Stephen Spielburg c. Woody Allen d. Michel Powell Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which film director said 'It's not that I am afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 12.  Which Irishman said 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes'? a. George Bernard Shaw b. Oscar Wilde c. Tom Phelan d. James Joyce Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which Irishman said 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 13.  Which long lived comedian said 'At my age flowers scare me'? a. George Burns b. Bob Hope c. Jack Lemon d. Walter Mattau Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which long lived comedian said 'At my age flowers scare me'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 14.  Which politician once said 'It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago'? a. George Bush Jnr b. Ronald Reagan c. Dan Quayle d. Richard Nixon Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which politician once said 'It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago'? a. b. c. d. Please describe the changes made by you 15.  Which baseball manager said 'The only reason we're 7-0 is becuase we've won all seven of our games'? a. Ozzie Guillan b. Terry Francona c. David Garcia d. Jerry Manuel Please provide appropriate updations Ques Which baseball manager said 'The only reason we're 7-0 is becuase we've won all seven of our games'? a. b. c. d. 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