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Humorous Quotations Quiz Facts
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31%
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No of people failing this quiz:
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Maximum score for this quiz:
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The Humorous Quotations quiz will see what you know about the lighter side of wit.
Humorous Quotations Discussion Forum
1.
Which American writer said 'A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read'?
a.
Stephen King
b.
Louise May Alcott
c.
Mark Twain
d.
Isaac Asimov
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Which American writer said 'A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read'?
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b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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2.
Mark Twain said 'Be careful about reading health books. You may die of ....'?
a.
Hypocondria
b.
A misprint
c.
Something they haven't discovered yet
d.
Something you can't spell
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Mark Twain said 'Be careful about reading health books. You may die of ....'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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3.
An anonymous child wisely said 'Never get a dog to watch your ....?
a.
Icecream
b.
Cat
c.
Food
d.
Sister
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An anonymous child wisely said 'Never get a dog to watch your ....?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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4.
Who asked 'How can you govern a country that has 246 varieties of cheese'?
a.
Pierre Villon
b.
Charles de Gaulle
c.
Francois Mitterand
d.
Leon Blum
Please provide appropriate updations
Ques
Who asked 'How can you govern a country that has 246 varieties of cheese'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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5.
Which 18th century wit said 'Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out'?
a.
Samuel Johnson
b.
James Boswell
c.
Tom Cribb
d.
Henry Fielding
Please provide appropriate updations
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Which 18th century wit said 'Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
Please describe the changes made by you
6.
How did W.C.Fields say he liked children?
a.
Boiled
b.
Fried
c.
Sliced
d.
Roasted
Please provide appropriate updations
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How did W.C.Fields say he liked children?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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7.
Of whom did Joan Rivers say 'Her favorite food is seconds'?
a.
Elizabeth Taylor
b.
Rosanne Barr
c.
Angelina Jolie
d.
Melanie Griffith
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Ques
Of whom did Joan Rivers say 'Her favorite food is seconds'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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8.
Who said a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it'?
a.
Bing Crosby
b.
Groucho Marx
c.
James Cagney
d.
Bob Hope
Please provide appropriate updations
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Who said a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
Please describe the changes made by you
9.
Which comedian said 'A child of five would understand this. Send for a child of five.'?
a.
Bud Abbot
b.
Groucho Marx
c.
W.C.Field
d.
George Burns
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Which comedian said 'A child of five would understand this. Send for a child of five.'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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10.
Which novelist declared that 'Humor is the first of gifts to perish in a foreign tongue'?
a.
Anthony Trollope
b.
Agatha Christie
c.
Dorothy L.Sayers
d.
Virginia Woolf
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Ques
Which novelist declared that 'Humor is the first of gifts to perish in a foreign tongue'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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11.
Which film director said 'It's not that I am afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens'?
a.
Alfred Hitchcock
b.
Stephen Spielburg
c.
Woody Allen
d.
Michel Powell
Please provide appropriate updations
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Which film director said 'It's not that I am afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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12.
Which Irishman said 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes'?
a.
George Bernard Shaw
b.
Oscar Wilde
c.
Tom Phelan
d.
James Joyce
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Ques
Which Irishman said 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
Please describe the changes made by you
13.
Which long lived comedian said 'At my age flowers scare me'?
a.
George Burns
b.
Bob Hope
c.
Jack Lemon
d.
Walter Mattau
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Which long lived comedian said 'At my age flowers scare me'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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14.
Which politician once said 'It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago'?
a.
George Bush Jnr
b.
Ronald Reagan
c.
Dan Quayle
d.
Richard Nixon
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Which politician once said 'It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
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15.
Which baseball manager said 'The only reason we're 7-0 is becuase we've won all seven of our games'?
a.
Ozzie Guillan
b.
Terry Francona
c.
David Garcia
d.
Jerry Manuel
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Which baseball manager said 'The only reason we're 7-0 is becuase we've won all seven of our games'?
a.
b.
c.
d.
Your Name
Please describe the changes made by you
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