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Welcome to the QuizMoz Humorous Quotations Quiz. QuizMoz offers one of the Internet's largest collection of quizzes for you to tease your brain and pit your wits against the experienced QuizMoz quiz masters. Go ahead and find out what you know about yourself and the world around you. Best of luck!!

The Humorous Quotations quiz will see what you know about the lighter side of wit.
1. Which American writer said 'A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read'?
a.Stephen King
b.Louise May Alcott
c.Mark Twain
d.Isaac Asimov
2. Mark Twain said 'Be careful about reading health books. You may die of ....'?
b.A misprint
c.Something they haven't discovered yet
d.Something you can't spell
3. An anonymous child wisely said 'Never get a dog to watch your ....?
4. Who asked 'How can you govern a country that has 246 varieties of cheese'?
a.Pierre Villon
b.Charles de Gaulle
c.Francois Mitterand
d.Leon Blum
5. Which 18th century wit said 'Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out'?
a.Samuel Johnson
b.James Boswell
c.Tom Cribb
d.Henry Fielding
6. How did W.C.Fields say he liked children?
7. Of whom did Joan Rivers say 'Her favorite food is seconds'?
a.Elizabeth Taylor
b.Rosanne Barr
c.Angelina Jolie
d.Melanie Griffith
8. Who said a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it'?
a.Bing Crosby
b.Groucho Marx
c.James Cagney
d.Bob Hope
9. Which comedian said 'A child of five would understand this. Send for a child of five.'?
a.Bud Abbot
b.Groucho Marx
d.George Burns
10. Which novelist declared that 'Humor is the first of gifts to perish in a foreign tongue'?
a.Anthony Trollope
b.Agatha Christie
c.Dorothy L.Sayers
d.Virginia Woolf
11. Which film director said 'It's not that I am afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens'?
a.Alfred Hitchcock
b.Stephen Spielburg
c.Woody Allen
d.Michel Powell
12. Which Irishman said 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes'?
a.George Bernard Shaw
b.Oscar Wilde
c.Tom Phelan
d.James Joyce
13. Which long lived comedian said 'At my age flowers scare me'?
a.George Burns
b.Bob Hope
c.Jack Lemon
d.Walter Mattau
14. Which politician once said 'It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago'?
a.George Bush Jnr
b.Ronald Reagan
c.Dan Quayle
d.Richard Nixon
15. Which baseball manager said 'The only reason we're 7-0 is becuase we've won all seven of our games'?
a.Ozzie Guillan
b.Terry Francona
c.David Garcia
d.Jerry Manuel
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